Brag, beat, variance

This is obv. the brag. Say what you want.

This is the beat: guess i can't copy and paste it? Hand history I was a 10-1 favorite when we got the money in. He hit 1 of the 2 Queens left as his only chance to win the pot. I lost $1,439.22 and the downswing continues although I'm up big today but still stuck for the month.

Variance: I had a 3some with left and middle girl. My first 4 way kiss with all 3. Trying to keep pictures PG-13ish. I obv. have some nice video footage.

Saturday Night

Went to the casino tonight. I played 5/10 no limit (broke about even). Won about $300 playing Blackjack. We met hot chicks. We went out with hot chicks and left with our hot chicks. I fucked a hot chick. I took pictures. The odds of this broad ever seeing these are slim to none. I will post them now. Laying in bed thinking about how balla I am. Ship it fucking crucial and holla. Ohhh P.S. hey boyfriend is in Iraq. I semi feel bad but not really. Notice his shirt on the back of the door.

When keeping it real goes right

I kepts it real today. First day of COM3300 because I obv. slept in too late on Tuesday and really could give a fuck less about going on the first day. I quickly pick up on the fact that my teacher is a cunt. She is snippy and short. She is from somewhere in Europe (accent). So let me just jump right into this: We(5 of us that missed class Tuesday) have to do an introduction speech, not a big deal. Just a few things about you and shit. While I was talking (sitting in my desk) I had my left leg crossed over my right leg (how a man crosses his legs not a female). She asks me if I like to give speeches. I respond not really but I don't hate it and get all worked up about it like some people. She states "good you can give a 2min improv speech because you disrespected the students on the front right hand side of the room by showing them the sole of your shoe by having your legs crossed. I'm basically confused as why this is a sign of disrespect. Here in America I have never understood this to be wrong. In the Middle East and In parts of Asia (we live in neither) this is a sign of disrespect. I'm obv. very frustrated but looking forward to a rant that will become classic. I can hold nothing back (obv. dropping the class because this twat has it out for me). I should note she also asked me what my "career goals were" I responded by saying "to be finacially stable enough to retire young through self employment" She states lol "this will never happen because todays youth can't save any money" I felt like saying I have more in stocks and savings, I even have a Roth IRA (retirement fund), than you do. Of course I was polite and didn't say this. So on to my speech

Topics I ranted about include:
How hot the classroom was
How my teacher has Granny arms and watching the fat fly around everytime she moved her arm was gross.
Ranted about Mayweather not knocking out De La Hoya
About a girl I seen walking wearing a shirt that said "dirty dirty south"
As I was leaving the front of the room while the class was beyond cracking up I looked her straight in the face and said "diversify your fucking bonds". I grabbed my backpack and went to take my statistics quiz.

I called my Mommy to tell her I was dropping this class. I explained the strange situation to her. She said she was proud of me for sticking up for myself. I often in school situations don't. I try to avoid conflict at school. Outside of school I could give a fuck about conflict. If you don't like me fine, fuck you. Shes in charge of the COM dept. all I can say is wow. She represents the way I feel about all COM teachers. I dropped the class and we get 100% tuition back. I understand this probably is not very funny. This might be one of those "you have to be there to get it" My statistics and probabilities professor assigned our final project already. He approved me to do game theory expected value of different poker hands. Easy A to say the least. I could have easily just talked about some stupid shit up there to please her but seems like she has a red rocket for me already. I honestly feel she dislikes me because of how I was dressed and the way I style my flawless hair. I could understand if my phone went off or I was talking but for crossing my legs (the desks are too small and I'm only like 6ft, would suck to be taller I guess). I obv. don't want to waste my summer listing to this cunt speak for 6 hours a week and having her grade me beyond hard because she dislikes me for some reason or another.

In poker news: I have been killing the 55+5 heads up SNGS and have averaged $175 an hour so far this week. Obv. variance will catch up to me but I still feel I can make $80+ an hour. I like heads up because I only have to outplay one idiot instead of 5 at a 6 max cash game. Today has been a very odd day.

Barry Bonds

Unless you are a female, emo homo, or generally a sissy who has zero sports knowledge, then you're aware Barry Bonds is rapidly approaching Henry Aaron for the all time homerun record. The all time homerun record is the most popular and sacred record in baseball. ESPN has a program called Outside the lines and the topic was Barry Bonds and how white and black Americans view him. I should state the current record holder Henry (Hank) Aaron was a black male. His life was threatened countless times when he was approaching breaking the all time homerun record held at the time by Babe Ruth (a white male). Hank Aaron is in my opinion the greatest baseball player. I feel he did the second most for the game behind Jackie Robinson (first African American to play major league baseball). Jackie Robinson paved the way for African Americans in all sports not just baseball and generally was a pinoneer. He was spit on, called names, had death threats, disrespected by his team members, etc. He remained quiet and let his talent talk for him.

Barry Bonds was indicted by a Federal Grand Jury because of his participatement in Balco (a large steroid company). Barry Bonds said he never took steroids on purpose and was given tons of "vitamins and supplaments". Barry Bonds in recent years has excelled in his hitting while increasing in age (usually homeruns go down when you get older), instead Barry Bonds hit 70 homeruns a few years ago to break the record for most homeruns in a single season. Barry Bonds also stated his trainers would rub a cream on him before lifting and give him a clear pill to take. This is basically the same as stating you were using the steroid "clear and cream". A recent tell all book by the one time mistress of Barry Bonds (a white woman) states that Barry Bonds head grew so large she was getting scared (his actual head not penis head). She also mentions that his sexual performance was horrible and his testicles were very small due to long time steroid abuse.

The study on ESPN today showed that blacks feel Barry Bonds is being treated harsh by the media and fans because he is black. Only 27% of African Americans feel Barry Bonds did steroids. 85% feel he should be in the Hall Of Fame. I could carry on with countless other statistics about how much African Americans love Barry Bonds and how the white man is bringing him down. Lets not forget Hank Aaron was black and 85% of whites would prefer to see Hank Aaron continue to hold the record.

How can white people be so against the black athlete yet they love and respect Hank Aaron? Babe Ruth took the record by eating hot dogs and drinking beer. Hank Aaron took the record by skill and determination. Barry Bonds will steal the record by abusing steroids.

Quick Post

1st Wings game was a blast. Crazy good seats (14th row around one of the blue lines), a Wings win, now the best fight in years. My bets are:
Mayweather -180 (Mayweather needs to win by decision or K.O.)
Mayweather to win by K.O. getting 4.75-1 meaning a $10 bet gets 47.50 you just multiply the amount you bet by 4.75. I also bet alot more than $10 I just used that as a simple example for those of you unfamiliar with sports betting. The line moved in Mayweathers favorite but I locked my bet in at -180. You can now make the bet at -170.
I bet Mayweather -180 on Bodog.com
I bet Mayweather to win by K.O. getting 4.75-1 on wsex (world sports exchange). Had to shop around for the best deal.
I had to do a Western Union in the fucking hood today to transfer money to Costa Rica at WSEX. Nothing like walking into a liquor store on Van Dyke and 94 with a nice bundle of coin. I will state I was treated well and even talked about the fight with 2 young workers there. Both were saying Mayweather will win. 1 said Mayweather by decision the other said Mayweather by K.O. in round 11.

Mayweather vs. De La Hoya

I love boxing. This fight is one of the better matches in recent years. Some of the top celebs are even finding it difficult to get tickets to attend. Rapper 50cent has stated he bet $1 million dollars on neighbor and friend Mayweather to win the fight. Personally I dislike Mayweather. I feel he has horrible money Mgmt, lacks class, and generally stereotypes a rich black person to the fullest extent. Oscar is a mans man. I have watched every episode on HBO of their reality show which depicts the training of both Mayweather and De La Hoya. How does one bet against Mayweather? The man is undefeated ( I believe 37-0). This is a tough one to bet on. I feel De La Hoya is focused and feels he has something to prove and Mayweather is undefeated. I will post my bets later prior to the fight for all to enjoy. Obv. betting Mayweather but waiting on the lines to adjust. I would love to get Mayweather at something better than -180