H.O.R.S.E.

I've been playing a lot of 50/100 and 100/200 H.O.R.S.E. the last week. H.O.R.S.E. is a rotation game consisting of 1. Limit hold em 2. Limit Omaha hi/low 3. Razz 4. Stud hi and 5. Stud 8I'm bad at Razz but can hold my own in most other games. Every 10 hands the game switches to another form of poker. The general public (you) are considered retarded and only capable of watching no limit and occasionally limit hold em. I have no edge in Razz and Stud hi and am probably a fairly big loser overall in the two.

40 hours between M and F is what I want to accomplish this week. My Mom is in far better shape than expected after surgery. I'm taking a small beating on the football games today but some teams have flat out choked (colts and Minnesota for not scoring despite being at the GB 6 yard line) Of course since I'm far superior in Math and Statistics than my readers the system I created allows for losses. The only reason I created my sports betting blog (which you should have bookmarked but can find a few posts down) is to brag and have proof that I can earn far more interest on investment than your stock broker. If you don't know a bookie you can bet with an offshore casino and sports book such as bodoglife.com (I bet boxing there fairly large and have had no problems getting my money). I'm thinking about trying to develop a system to bet on N.B.A. and N.H.L. games. I've been asked this before but want it to be known that everyone (including myself) that is highly educated in Math laughs at people that struggle and yes we feel far more superior, I'm also a very arrogant U of M fan. Do you need higher level math skills in life? no. Do you need a 14 inch Penis in life? no but it's a lot cooler having it.

I got a 5mph over ticket on Tuesday. I paid it, no points, I'm pissed about it because it really was only going 5 over. It's not like I was going 15 over and he knocked it down. It was in Harper Woods which is a poor version of Grosse Pointe. I was treated horrible by a police officer that makes what I laugh at for a living. He was a dick and made it a point to mention I was getting the ticket off the get go, he gave me a Breathalyzer, I don't drink I just make money and sleep with my hot Asian girlfriend. Ohh wow Peyton Manning just threw interception #5.

I'm getting tired so I don't wish to write much longer. This cops wife is probably a size 12 with warts. Whatever I'm 23 and fuck a size 4 Asian. What do cops make per year? 26k? cause that's my informed guess. AND I THINK IT'S FUNNY. I'm itching to get out of Clinton Twp even if it's only like 30 minutes away or so. My girlfriend is looking to buy a house really soon (because she has a good head on her shoulders and works hard), I obv. don't want to move right in and get a house or place together but who knows. Things are going awesome and it's been two great months together. I have a great people and balance in my life which makes my job 10x easier.

In closing: Aissa says I should post a picture of how awesome my face looks (although she liked me for me when I met her and Accutane had it all fucked up looking). I think I bragged enough tonight and I don't really care what anyone else thinks.
1. superior math skills
2. lol at police and income and size 12 women
3. not really bragging but tv execs think you are too stupid to show other forms of poker on tv (although I have heard they are showing some other forms but I haven't seen it).