Hold your Aplause

I created a new blog http://sportsbettingasaninvestment.blogspot.com From here on out I will post my NFL picks. My goal is simple; to earn a better R.O.I. (return on investment for the stupid) than your stock broker, money manager, etc. I think pro Football is my strength but I'm also going to experiment with Basketball and possibly Hockey. I don't necessarily expect to win at Basketball or Hockey but I feel very confident that I can beat the art of betting pro Football.

I hate Halloween. Saturday I have to go to a Halloween party. I dislike dressing up in a costume. I know I'm in the vast minority, suck my balls. I have a pretty funny costume and hopefully I get to show off my Penis some. My old lady is going as a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. I personally hate the Dallas Cowboys but I have to admit they have some mighty hot ladies dancing in the corner of the end zone. A neat fact about the gf is she can do the splits all the way down and we love to fuck while shes on top doing the splits.

Jokes that have bombed in real life: I don't know how this topic was started but some friends and I were talking about it a week ago. I have a few that I personally think are hilarious yet I heard Crickets.
#1 While in Calculus of Macroeconomics my teacher came in after missing the previous class inexpediency and put a ultrasound printout on the overhead, I instantly blurted out hey that doesn't look me....... Crickets
#2 Business for Personal Finance Professor was on a wild tangent like he usually was and was asking if anyone knew how to keep the Love and Passion for there wife after 25 years of Marriage. Again I instantly blurted out (80 person class) turn the lights off. I received about 25% laughs, some dirty looks, shock on my Professors face. The girls mostly gave some dirty looks. Again, womens looks will decrease in time while a successful mans money will grow in time.
#3 and I feel my funniest awkward joke moment: While sitting at orientation very hung over from the O.S.U. vs. Florida game the night before the head officer at Wayne State was talking about this new program they want to install for women to feel safer living on campus. It's basically like a silent alarm thing they can carry on there person in case of a rape (the most common crime at college besides drinking crimes), anyways this hot girl that was asking multiple questions and was named lauren left to use the bathroom and this other creepy looking kid left like 10 seconds later, I said a little to loud to the kid next to me "I hope Lauren has her rape alarm" WOW did I ever get some glares.

Fuck yourself if you don't get at least a chuckle out of any of the quick thinking I demonstrated in the above examples.

New York: Were making plans to visit New York for 4 days (December 13-16) although the date isn't set in stone. We will likely be staying in New York City.
We want to do the following:
Rockefeller Center (to see the Christmas Tree, a major thing for me)
Carriage ride through Central Park
Visit ground zero
Take a Helicopter tour or boat tour of the Statue Of Liberty
Go to ESPN Zone
Eat at numerous expensive fancy restaurants
Go to Yankee Stadium
Go to Hard Rock Cafe
Go to Little Italy
See the Brooklyn Bridge
Go to Macy's (Her)
Go to Tiffany's (Her)
Go to the Mayfield Club (now closed but some of the best Poker Players developed their games at this card club. The building still stands and I want a picture of me outside the sign.
Etc.

I'm really excited to go on Vacation (we both need it) and to visit a place I have always wanted see. Yankee Stadium is so historical. Even if you are uneducated in Sports and don't know a single Yankee Player I would assume you have heard the name Babe Ruth. The Yankee Dynasties I grew up watching, the home of Roger Maris, Mickey Mantle, Joe DiMaggio, Don Mattingly, and of course the Dynasty of Joe Torre.

It's so refreshing to meet a girl that likes sports and actually has knowledge of sports and has the time and money to vacation. Sure it was fun slamming my cock into dumb 21 year old sluts for a while and treating them horrible to make them want me, fuck them, treat them like shit, rinse and repeat. I'm much happier now with one girl, that I fuck a lot, and can actually just feel normal around.

I'm happy about the Lions win on Sunday. It was a huge win on the road. I'm optimistic but yet very cautious before showing too much emotion. I have watched the Lions blow countless games in my lifetime and suck for years. Sunday was a great step.

I'm happy about the Red Sox winning the World Series because the Red Sox are my second favorite team behind the Tigers and I was a fan when they sucked. Alex Rodriguez to become a Detroit Tiger? Well A-Rod opted out of his contract with the Yankees. Detroit, L.A., Florida, Boston and Seattle are all interested. A-Rods agent Scott Boras also managers several current Tigers (Mags, Kenny Rogers) and has had fantastic results dealing with the Tigers in the past. Personally I would love to see A-Rod in a Tigers Jersey next season. His only blemish as a person was when he was caught leaving a strip club in Toronto with some nasty blonde skank while being married. Personally if women are dumb enough to marry a very rich, very good athlete, then they deserve it. Most women want the money and fame and that's why they do it. I would be exploring other Vagina if I married A-Rods wife (not hot). It's just like how every Suburban girl wants to fuck Eminem. I bet he got little pussy back in the day except from Kim.